mars is no place to raise a kid: Archive

mars is no place to raise a kid

February 2011

when apparently it's offensive to call someone a...

January 2011

HOLY FUCK BENNIE AND THE JETS IS A FANTASTIC SONG

I READ IT A MAGAZIIIII-HIIIIINE

we were all once children playing with toys

and she was beautiful

“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your...”

– ~Lawrence Krauss (via fuckyeahkickassquotes)

“The safest place to hide is in sanity.”

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Melt them down, make them into a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Imagine: The "Bruno Mars Perk"

fuckyeahcod: Anytime an enemy grenade is near you, he jumps on it. Pro version: When the enemy knifes you, Bruno Mars sticks out his arm and his hand gets stabbed by the blade.

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM THE WHORE TREE AND...

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim...”